Bad Translator

[Elochai]

Original text:

"Polles ouders nakken ons"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nakane cocks attached"


Halverwege: Cocks ouders nakken ons

[WallMart]

whahahhaha

Original text:

"You can do to a man what you want but you don't fuck with his cadillac!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The compile spam, Cadillac."

right.

[Elochai]

Original text:

"pom pom pom pom"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Apple Apple Apple Apple"

[WallMart]

Original text:

"I want my god damn twinkies!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Monitor lizard love chocolate"

[WallMart]

Original text:

"hey i just met you, and this is crazy. but here's my number, so call me maybe."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi, very interesting. Yes, but this is a phone number that you want."

[Elochai]

Uhmm yeah...

Original text:

"Oops I did it again"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I have three."

[Elochai]

Original text:

"Lans at my place are the fucking bomb"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Some blame dark"

[Elochai]

Kort maar.. useless?

Original text:

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you know."

[WallMart]

Original text:

"hello!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What it is not."

[WallMart]

Original text:

"do not push the button"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Make sure that this is done."

wtf hahaha